Patriarchy Smashers Tote

To quote EGM: "F**k patriarchy, and if we need our wine to deal with your f***ing bulls**t, then let us."

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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